This is you at eleven. You love rollerblading and bouldering and that concludes the list of anything sporty you’re willing to participate in. You make moody keyboard compositions with strong influences of Phillip Glass. One of your favorite ways to chill is to rock in the hammock in our backyard, sometimes with a book but mostly with an iPad. The new Legend of Zelda (TOTK if you’re in the know) has been your game obsession of the year. You are growing into a true Virgo with high standards, a strong moral compass, and a keen discernment for when others are doing it wrong. You love all animals and call our pets your emotional support animals. You’ll still hold my hand when we walk sometimes, but you prefer that I don’t kiss and hug you at school drop off. You have long skinny legs like those of an anime character. Speaking of anime, it’s your hot new thing. You’re on episode 302 of One Piece and equally enthusiastic about Demonslayer. You think most creative projects I make are cringe, specifically the birthday films I’ve made for you in previous years. Unsurprisingly, I did not make you one this year. These (cringey) words will have to do. I love you beyond all reason, Sebastian. Happy Birthday!